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this weekend i had a beer...i opened them with a bottle opener
on thanksgiving. i had a whopping 3 beers, pretty badass.... using a bottle opener is so awesome
on sunday i had 2 beers, yet again used a bottle opener

Just thought I'd throw this out there for those of you that need some help with the ladies.

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this
will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she
cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you
are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls
are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if
she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning.
this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement.
and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them.

7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she
is, stare into her eyes mouth the words F#%$ you and grab the other
girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning
tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding
and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her
home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like
that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i
can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those
special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be
bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at
the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't
girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home
and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her
self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt
and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell
on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what I'm
talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its
just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to
stop crying you F#%$ing baby. Girls like a tough man as I've already
stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is
that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present
she can ever get.

25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just
when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know
she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the
present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like
this one that much but i think it's funny.

26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This
will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call
you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really
excited. Now dont call.

o yeah ...its kinda weird but my parents voted YES for the budget... yet i got a car...

got my car today....i think its worth updating....


my parents picked it up today and called me as i got off work saying that my dad needed his car for an emergency ...

so i came home and in my driveway with a big bow on top is my 2001 pontiac grand prix....yay for me...


ok im done

EUROPE TRIP 2006

Countries: Italy, France, Vatican City, Monaco, Germany

THE QUOTES:

Fk you!
Brokeback
Chaaa Devoo
Lets pee off the Ponte Vecchia!
Pete Fasanos Gambling Lessons 101
Sometimes if you eat to much of something you get sick of it...like oranges
Cut that shit out i have epilepsy!
If Nancy were dead I would have sex with Pat Flood ALSO If nancy was decomposing i would marry pat flood (yacono ... a bicurious drunk)
Your ripping my skin off!
1664
You gypsie bitches!
Durka Durka
Tony Blair!
Shawn White
Wake up my airplane
Ciao Bella
Dont fuck with German security
Jew Fros
Uh were in Monaco.. so uh shut up
Le Stop!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sweet Home Alabama......
USA USA
ANTONIO!
Hey Satan--Whats up Lucifer
IRISH PEOPLE!
Lady-Can u use your inside Voices?===Sasso-Fk You===Lady-Im staying in your hotel===Sasso-Fk you anyway
Sas-so Ass-Hole
Pic that!
Shvetty Tetty aka sweaty teddy
GAY!
Here is your pass-a-port
Umm ill have 2 blowjobs
Uh You on the Vespa - Fk You

David's Words of Wisdom

Eastern Eurpoean women, this is a razor
French People, here is soap
Germans are no longer allowed to make wine
Italians are no longer allowed to make beer
Nobody really likes soccer in America. Maybe in Mexico. Canada...pssh
Giinga
Hair Boy
Ugly Kid
Papal Boy

Mr. Bobo Quotes

Deep Deep Deep Down inside.... maybe
I drive an adequate white saturn
Will you shut-up
Eh
dont DO that
DOnt talk to me
Hahaha... no
That interesting
Tuck in your shirt

OTHER RANDOM OCCURENCES

Charles Deveau getting arrested in the second smallest country in the world
Bar Hopping
Vin fata 362 euro tab on towels
Claudio bein the sickest driver ever
David Being engilsh and how he doesnt know how to say zebra
dropping $550 on lunch
Pics with Antonio
Peeing off the Ponte Vecchia
Claudio Faggi
SASSO Breaking the roof of a tripod yellow Porsche than being called a stugats by a garbage man
Techno Beats
talking like Mr. Bobo aka Tucker/Bartholomew
Gypsies
Nunchucks
Monaco Police

alcohol flows like water

umm pizza is way better here


suck it im awesome


-nick diroma/foster

so im leavin 4 europe today


yeah ill try to update this nonsense ....

post some pics too


aiite nigs im out


CRUNK

yeah so friday is my road test...


im nervous....

ok bye

uhh yeah im still pretty upset...

and w/e

sad